There is no way I could rattle off a belch like this one! I've tried it and couldn't handle the pain! My apologies ahead of time if this comes off as distasteful. I usually don't resort to rude humor, but on the other hand I can't run the risk of drawing an outright smarmy comic strip. This helps balance things.
You just got outburped, son!
That's right! No good can come of challenging the master. :-)