Another shot at humanity. You follow up a wise little “sermon” by doing the exact opposite of what you preach! The boss’ nonsensical declaration at the end is reminiscent of TV ads by lawyers, which in essence say, “If you or a loved one have suffered injury or death, call us”.
Deadly Death Sickle
The second solution to all problems, sue some one
The first solution to all problems, put a bunny on it, literally
A bunny always solves everything! :-)